Nevermind all the crazy runway looks you'll never even see in person — this is the stuff you can realistically own. These pieces range from the reasonably outrageous to the certifiably inane.
This is the kooky stuff that is actually kind of awesome.
Anything hamburger-print or pizza-print is universally acceptable. $81.74 from Asos.
Kitten Print BodyCon Dress
Who doesn't want a huge adorable kitten on their torso? Out of stock now from Black Milk. Keep checking back.
Batman BodyCon Dress
There's something endearingly wacky about a dress that looks like it's made out of a little boy's pajamas. $102.18 from ASOS.