I found this card at Rite Aid, and I almost couldn't believe it was on the shelf.
At first glance, it's just a cute card with googly eyes. But then I looked at the back.
Just wait until you hear him sing...
Cool Chinese accent, bro.
(Sorry the video is vertical.)
BTW, there is a whole series of cards like this...
But nowhere on the website is there mention of the "Take-Out" card. Hmmm...
Source: americangreetings.com
And if you think this is just an isolated incident, listen to their talking taco.
He's still on their website!