REMINDER: Always check references.
This Pregnant Woman
...who thought smoking and drinking while pregnant was setting a good example for your 9-year-old son.
...who has 12-years experience babysitting the children of "the other" inmates.
The people behind this idea
Bonus points for actually taping a duck to the wall.
Your best friend
...who showed up with his truck like this to take your child to the park.