The ultimate guide to one of my new favorite places, Dollywood.
DO: Get barbecue.
You're in the South. They do BBQ better than anyone else.
DO NOT: Get pizza.
You're in the South.
DO: Dress in matching outfits with cowboy hats and fanny packs and totally own it.
DO NOT: Stare at the roasting pig.
Because there are so many other better things to see and it's kind of weird to watch a dead pig spin in circles.