The Sad, Heartbreaking Tale Of Samantha Brick

She details in a controversial “Daily Mail” article how hard it is being such a stunning, gorgeous woman. Quite possibly the least relatable essay ever written.

Random men throw themselves at her feet:

Random men throw themselves at her feet:

"Throughout my adult life, I’ve regularly had bottles of bubbly or wine sent to my restaurant table by men I don’t know. Once, a well-dressed chap bought my train ticket when I was standing behind him in the queue, while there was another occasion when a charming gentleman paid my fare as I stepped out of a cab in Paris.

"Another time, as I was walking through London’s Portobello Road market, I was tapped on the shoulder and presented with a beautiful bunch of flowers. Even bar tenders frequently shoo my credit card away when I try to settle my bill."

Source: dailymail.co.uk

This is her husband. He's flattered when men try to pick up his wife.

Source: i.dailymail.co.uk

"Insecure female bosses have also barred me from promotions at work.
And most poignantly of all, not one girlfriend has ever asked me to be her bridesmaid."

Source: i.dailymail.co.uk

"'I find dinner parties and social gatherings fraught and if I can’t wriggle out of them, then often dress down in jeans and a demure, albeit pretty, top."

Source: i.dailymail.co.uk


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