And he kicks BuzzFeed's ass. Just in time for Easter, here's competitive eating legend Takeru Kobayashi (Kobe to his friends) mopping the floor with me in the Marshmallow Peep Thunderdome. The previous world record for Peeps in 30 seconds is 7. Kobayashi does slightly better . I do not.
Kobayashi=25 Peeps
25 Peeps in 30 seconds obliterates the previous record of 7, as determined by RecordSetter.
Me=4 Peeps
I would say that I'm ashamed, but based on my outfit, I clearly lack the shame required.