Wait, what does this have to do with DIRECTV? Oh well…
I would love to see the sales conversion numbers on this. I mean, most people probably already have some sort of television provider, and switching from cable (or any other service) to satellite isn't exactly 'bibbidi bobbidi boo' - it's an expensive, time consuming hassle. And this doesn't say specifically, "We have exclusive Kate Upton bikini-lounging."
But, I guess, boobs.