Baseball is known for its quirky facial hair. And quirky facial hair deserves the quirkiest of poetic forms: haikus.
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John Axford, Relief Pitcher, Milwaukee Brewers
Pirates once sailed the
Seven Seas, seeking plunder.
Now they play baseball.
Brian Wilson, Relief Pitcher, San Francisco Giants
You think it's a beard.
Brian thinks it's a weapon
Of mass destruction.
(Reuters / DARRYL WEBB)
Jayson Werth, Outfielder, Washington Nationals
Let the animals
Come to me; I am Jayson,
Squirrel whisperer.
(AP / Paul Sancya)