Haikus For The Most Glorious Facial Hair In Baseball

Baseball is known for its quirky facial hair. And quirky facial hair deserves the quirkiest of poetic forms: haikus.

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John Axford, Relief Pitcher, Milwaukee Brewers

John Axford, Relief Pitcher, Milwaukee Brewers

Pirates once sailed the
Seven Seas, seeking plunder.
Now they play baseball.

Brian Wilson, Relief Pitcher, San Francisco Giants

Brian Wilson, Relief Pitcher, San Francisco Giants

You think it's a beard.
Brian thinks it's a weapon
Of mass destruction.

(Reuters / DARRYL WEBB)

Jayson Werth, Outfielder, Washington Nationals

Jayson Werth, Outfielder, Washington Nationals

Let the animals
Come to me; I am Jayson,
Squirrel whisperer.

(AP / Paul Sancya)


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