If you can relate to any of these people then you should probably get off of Facebook immediately.
You've just gotten into a car accident:
Source: distortingmyinsides
You're robbing a house:
In November 2011, this guy signed into Facebook from a computer inside a home he broke into before sprinting from the scene. Unfortunately, he forgot to logout before he left.
Source: atlanta.cbslocal.com
You're trying to sleep:
