Many people keep things to themselves; others find themselves victims of oversharing. This post is about that second group. At least they got badges!
The Hairless Mayor
You might consider laser hair removal as a more permanant option.
Mayor of the Dead
Mr. G-Spot soon found that all funeral home mayorships are short-lived.
Mayor of the MegapleXXX
"I find that studying these videos really allow me to get more in touch with myself."
A Gentleman and a Mayor.
"What? NO! We smoke cigars here. And drink scotch. You know, gentleman-like stuff. Top hats and the lot."