It's tough trying to get a job these days with the economy and all. Why not make it that much harder on yourself by becoming virtually impossible for anyone to take you seriously in a work environment?
Unless you count being a professional human goldfish for a living, I don't think this guy will be employed any time soon.
"Hi, welcome to McDonalds, can I super spray tan your order today?"
No, sir, I SWEAR I wasn't looking at your vibrantly colored eyeball. Now please don't murder me, I just wanted to pay for my gas.
"So you mean to tell me that you won't hire me because I don't look like a made this life-long checkerboard tattoo commitment sober?"