Cougar Town Cast, Coco Austin Deliver Fake Oscar Acceptance Speeches

They may not be up for any trophies at this Sunday's 84th Annual Academy Awards, but if they were, the cast of Cougar Town, E! reality star Coco Austin and Chelsea Lately's Sarah Colonna would be prepared to accept.

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"I always knew I'd win an Oscar, so I'd like to say thank you to myself for knowing this was coming," Colonna, 37, joked during a recent visit to Us Weekly's New York City offices. "Obviously I Secret-ed it."

Cougar Town's Busy Philipps, 32 -- who was joined by costars, Dan Byrd, 26, Brian Van Holt, 42, Ian Gomez, 47, and Josh Hopkins, 41 -- said she's been readying her acceptance speech since childhood.

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"Literally, starting in fourth grade, I started keeping a list of people I would not thank if I ever won an acting award," Philipps told Us.

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As for Ice-T's wife? "I would like to thank all those people that were haters out there," the glamour model joked. "Look at me now!"

The 84th Annual Academy Awards airs Sunday at 8 p.m. EST on ABC.

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